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To prove i'm not the only person in the world with issues, check out this really funny song! It's called Kidnap LS&B (Kidnap Lock, Shock, and Barrel) and it's a spoof of Kidnap the Sandy Claws.

BOTH

We're kidnapping L S and B?


MANDA

That sounds hard.


ARI

We'll wait and see.

Actually this could be easy!


MANDA

Whadaya mean?


ARI

Listen to me!


BOTH

We're twice their size!


ARI

Wee!


BOTH

La la la la la la (etc.)

Kidnap L S and B

a lesson to be taught,

show them what it really feels

to get gagged and caught!


ARI

The trick-or treaters we will stalk

until Amanda catches Lock,

the other two I'll sense their fear,

swipe and get the hell outta here!


MANDA

HOLD IT! Heres a better scheme

To be successful in our dream

Lets lock these three kids up real tight

So they wont put up such a fight!


BOTH

Kidnap L S and B

wrap them up in tape,

lock them in the closet and

don't let them escape!


ARI

Though we love the Oogie Boogie Man,


BOTH

He'll never find out of our plan!


MANDA

Cuz if he does, oh what he'll do,


BOTH

He'll cook us both into a stew!

Wee!


MANDA

I think we should set some bait

some candy oughtta do the trick.

Taffy, licorish, chocolate,

and also lollypops to lick!


ARI

Where're we gonna get the candy?

Yaknow this isnt Halloween!


MANDA

We can get some from the store,


BOTH

so watch out for us crazy teens!


Kidnap L S & B

on the count of 10,

Dont put Shock in the same cell as Lock,

cuz we know what'll happen then!

Because everybody knows how much we love this evil three

Stop wasting time lets get them now!

They'll soon belong to me!


MANDA

Ill be so happy after this

cuz then ill have them all to kiss


BOTH

and then we'll give them many hugs

Until their eyes will bug!


MANDA

YAAAAY!


ARI

We are crazy fangirls


BOTH

And we're known for being weird.

Obsessions make us happy,

and invincible when jeered!


ARI

I get my Barrel and my Shock

MANDA

Ok with me,

Give me Lock.


ARI

FINE.


MANDA

HEE HEE!


ARI

Alright, Manda, listen up!

Here's the plan that we will use:

We'll hide in the treehouse; spy a bit,

and please hold back on "aw's" and coos.

Now when they least expect a thing,

there'll be no time to lose!


BOTH

No time to dance, no time to sing,

"Henchmen Kidnaped!" will hit the news!


Kidnap L S & B

Make them think we're not

when they are not looking thats

when they will be caught

Kidnap L S & B

Put them in a trance

Bring them home and keep them there

That is when we we'll dance

Kidnap L S & B

Listen to them scream!

Time to use them to our will

WE ARE QUITE THE TEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!


SECRET MESSAGE FROM MANDA: I'm still not the one who went onto Kindom Hearts and went to Christmas Town just to watch Barrel walk around for 10 minutes... No. That was you. *pause* ...Buck BUCKAW!

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