Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.

Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house I went in the front door and tripped out the back.

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

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